BG + 700 LBS DF * 900º @ 0.96 FT > KP

Imagine if ESPN Sports Science's John Brenkus was a play-by-play announcer: "Blake Griffin brings 700 pounds of downforce at the apex of his parabolic trajectory pushing downward on Kendrick Perkins to extend his flight time by 0.10 seconds at two feet above the rim so he can throw down the jam at a 40-degree angle at 900 degrees per second of angular velocity at a peak speed of 40 miles per hour!"

And that's when the analyst chimes in: "That's 0.96 seconds of flight time for those of you scoring at home, which is three percent longer than LeBron James alley-oop dunk over John Lucas Sunday!"

There you go. That's your trailer for "Moneyball II."